Cthulhu’s Caress – The Obsidian Gemstone Polyhedral Dice Set

Hand-carved from the molten tears of forgotten gods, polished with abyssal whispers, and engraved with madness. A gemstone dice set to honor your deepest rituals—or your darkest campaign.

WHAT’S INCLUDED

• 7x Engraved Obsidian Dice – one for each cursed limb of the Elder Ones

• Etched tentacles of Cthulhu (yes, literally)

• The crushing weight of unknowable truth

• Free side of existential dread (optional, but inevitable)

NATURAL OBSIDIAN GEMSTONE
Forged by earth’s fury and imbued with ancient magic, these dice are hand-cut from authentic natural black obsidian—a volcanic glass said to trap negative energy, or at least critical fails.

CRAFTED WITH LOVE (AND WHISPERS)
Each face is meticulously engraved with glowing tentacle motifs and polished until you can see the madness in your own eyes. Ideal for summoning Elder Beings or just rolling initiative in style.

STANDARD DND SET (7PCS):

• d20, d12, d10, d%, d8, d6, and d4

• Perfectly weighted for heavy decisions—and heavier consequences.

OCCULT-LEVEL VERSATILITY
Not just for TTRPGs—these dice double as:

• Healing crystals (for your wounded soul)

• Reiki stones (when you want your aura to crit)

• Display pieces (your shelf needs more doom)

GIFT IDEA FOR THE MAD AND MYSTIC
Whether it’s your local cult leader—I mean, Dungeon Master—or the cleric who insists they’re “just into crystals,” this is a sublime offering for birthdays, initiations, or post-apocalyptic holidays.

⚠️ WARNING FROM THE COSMIC BUREAU:

• Dice are sharp. Like your character’s tragic backstory.

• Do not ingest. Even if the whispering starts.

• Each die is handmade—no two are alike, just like your trauma.

“That is not dead which can eternal crit…”

Embrace the shadows. Roll with tentacles.