Hood of Gelatinous Cube

Cold? Weak mortal. Behold the Hood of Gelatinous Cube.

Introducing the Infernal Sherpa Hooded Fleece Blanket—the unholy union of acidic style and soul-smothering softness. Whether you're plotting betrayal on the couch or hiding from your DM’s wrath, this wickedly plush wrap will keep you warm enough to resist even an ice devil's glare.

Swaddled in smooth polyester with a sherpa interior softer than a cambion’s first heartbreak, this cloak of comfort is perfect for cursed naps, infernal lounging, or making mortals jealous at your next TTRPG session.

Sinister Features:

Soul-Bound Artistry – Your custom design is seared onto the fabric with infernal dye sublimation, preserving your dark vision in plush clarity.
Hellishly Soft Construction – Smooth polyester outside, sherpa fleece inside. It's like snuggling a fire elemental—without the melting.
One Size Fits Most Mortals (and Tieflings) – Whether you're a halfling rogue or a 6'5" goliath bard, this wrap’s got your back.
Unholy Laundry Approved – Toss it into the infernal washer on cold and tumble dry low. Even Hell appreciates low maintenance.

Product Specs:

• Materials: Smooth polyester (outside), sherpa fleece (inside)

• Hood: White fleece sewn-in hood—because even the dark have bad hair days

• Size: 70.5" x 52" of cloaked coziness

• Print Method: Dye sublimated exterior, blank hood (your sins go only so far)

Wear it. Wield it. Warmth is power.
The Infernal Sherpa Hooded Blanket—because even devils deserve to feel divine.

Each order is lovingly packaged and ready to be cherished for a lifetime!