Eye of Asmodeus DND Dice Jail

Laser-etched in cursed birch. Guarded by the eye of Asmodeus. Not responsible for emotional damage caused to polyhedrals.

DESIGN & MATERIALS – WITH DEMONIC INTENT
Forged (probably) in the lesser circles of dice hell, this Birchwood Bastille is laser-engraved with eldritch precision and features a functional door with a real working lock—so you can shame with security. The glowing devil’s eye in the center? That’s not just for show. It watches… and it remembers.

MISFIRING D20s? TIME FOR PRISON TIME.
Crit failed your persuasion check? Rolled a 1 on Fireball damage? Send that traitorous polyhedral scum straight to solitary. This Dice Jail is your lawful evil solution to chaotic dice energy. You can repent. Your dice must serve time.

MINIATURE-SIZED MISERY
This penitentiary is sized perfectly for one full standard 7-piece set or one very guilty miniature. Fits any 25–32mm mini if you want to convert it into terrain, a prisoner transport, or a hell-themed dice witness stand.

COMPACT. CRUEL. CATHARTIC.
Measuring 2.6 inches tall and wide, this compact container brings maximum punishment in a delightfully tiny form. Small enough to carry. Big enough to shame.

BONUS CURSE SET INCLUDED
Each jail comes with one full 7-piece polyhedral dice set—likely innocent, but they knew the risks. Dice may vary in color and behavior. Proceed with caution.

Ideas for Use, Straight from the Nine Hells:

• “Roll off the table again? Into the cage, you go.”

• “Want a reroll? Sure—trade your guilty die to the lockup and accept your punishment die instead.”

• “Need a ‘blessing die’? Unlock the magic die in the jail—but only after a worthy act of roleplay!”

A DIABOLIC GIFT FOR GAMERS
Whether it’s your DM, your most unlucky rogue, or that bard who won’t stop flirting with the lich queen—this is the gift that keeps on punishing. Buy one. Buy seven. Start a prison colony for unholy dice.

WHAT’S IN THE BOX:

•  1 x Wooden Dice Jail (comes flat-packed, easy assembly, infernal instructions included)

•  1 x Full Polyhedral Dice Set (standard D&D size, flavor of punishment may vary)

Seal their fate. Cage the chaos. Keep the infernal peace.
Only from Pacts & Polyhedrals.