Infernal Fleece Hoodie - (Don't break the pact—break the DM.)

Don’t break the pact—break the DM.
Wield chaotic comfort like a +3 cursed hoodie with this infernally soft Bella + Canvas 3719 Pullover. Made for dice goblins, devilkin, and drama-loving warlocks, this hoodie channels your tabletop mischief straight from the depths of the Nine Hells. Stay cozy while your party burns.

Features That Slay:

Bound by Comfort, Not Morality: Crafted from ring-spun cotton and poly-fleece so soft it feels like a whisper from Asmodeus himself.
Engineered for Mayhem: Durable enough to outlast your DM’s sanity checks and dungeon crawls alike.
Low Maintenance for High Chaos: Cold wash it, low-heat dry it, repeat the ritual after every campaign.
Fiendishly Flattering Fit: With a white cord drawstring, kangaroo pouch for stolen loot, ribbed cuffs and waist, and a unisex cut, this hoodie fits all creatures—lawful, chaotic, or just tired.

Product Specs:

• Material: Premium ring-spun cotton + poly-fleece blend

• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL

• Colors: Black (like your alignment), White (for irony), Athletic Heather (for battle-weary souls)

• Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG), front-only—let the front do the hexing.

Make your next session legendary. Swear the hoodie oath, cause havoc, and look hellishly good doing it.